Vark : vaHk
noun
    1 an Aardvark who's crap in fights. : "cor, look at that thing getting chinned by ants! it's not very 'ard is it?"

Vectorise : vek-tor-iyz
Verb
    1 Make a picture using vector tool(s) : fancy tracing

Vendoodle : findowdal
verb
    1 a lewd act performed on the object of one's affections subsequent to binding using forceps and a Walls Vienetta. : I love you so much I want to vendoodle you.

vermicelli : vur-meh-chelly
noun
    1 Rats set in gelatine. : Mmm! I love that vermicelli flavour.

viral : v-eye-ral
adjective
    1 when an image from the board is sent round the world as email attachments : did you see my munter shop, its just gone viral?

vomit : *boik*
noun
    1 that which everybody loves. : EVERYBODY LOVES VOMIT!

vote mao : vOt m-ow
exclamation